me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés
me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage
me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

a conversation i saw on twitter about statues worth keeping reminded me of what is easily one of my favorites.

this is outside of the university of maryland’s student union building, a bench with a statue of one of UMd’s most universally beloved alumni, jim henson, conversing with kermit. people (usually incoming freshmen) will sit down next to them and have their picture taken. it’s one of the most pure and beautiful things on this earth.

cummerslam:

this statue INSIDE the student union of maryland’s mascot painted to look like kermit, on the other hand, is its exact opposite.

AU where Federation starship crews have to address their captain as “daddy”

boldlygoingnovvhere:

captainsili:

bonesmctightass:

im-a-doctor-not-a-blogger:

ds9shameblog:

living-in-loves-radiance:

wongbal:

bad-startrek-aus:

timequaked:

bad-startrek-aus:

WHY

beam me up daddy

[Edith voice] Why does Spock call you “Daddy”? Were you in the war together?

[Janeway voice] “Ma’am” is acceptable in a crunch, but I prefer “Daddy.”

“I have been, and always shall be, your daddy.”

computer, delete all traces of the failed social experiment known as “tumblr”

“This is your daddy speaking”

“AND THIS IS YOUR DADDY SHOUTING.”

“That is highly illogical, daddy”

[Scottish Accent] “ I’ve giv’n her all she’s got daddy, an’ I canna give her no more!”

toomanyfandomsgoddamnit:

rasec-wizzlbang:

I see this so often I made an ms paint comic

You did a really good job conveying the overall feeling of these things

scissorbritches:

megphail:

jaclcfrost:

vampires getting the urge to be intimate w/ their partners while feeding is so fucking funny to me… like imagine you’re just sitting there eating soup but getting REALLY into it? you just. want to fuck, b/c of the soup. want to fuck the soup

kinkshaming vampires