Uncategorized – Page 226 – Leaving tungle.hell like rats on the Titanic

best-of-memes:

Steve Harvey losing faith in the human race one family at a time.

You can actually see the moment his soul is crushed

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

technicolor-symbiont:

stereo-symbiosis:

remember when you were younger and getting socks or pajamas for christmas was like the worst most boring present ever, but now it’s like

aww yiss motherfucking socks that’s right bitches i got fucking SOCKS get on my feet right now

And in that moment I swear we were Dobby.

We accept the socks we think we deserve.

willhohoholmes:

sherlock assuming john’s done nothing with his time for the two years he’s been gone

john assuming following his return that sherlock’s constantly thinking about him and trying to find ways to get his attention to the extent of posing as a porn selling patient

boys

boys please

you’re embarrassing me with how much faith you have in each other’s obsession with you

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

aconissa:

fortheloveofjawn:

reindeerlock:

*sighh* jeanette is a better sherlock cosplayer than i’ll ever be!

whoa

talk about having a ‘type’

thranduil-stormborn:

isscapaldi:

Someone is going to be heartbroken

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

dehaans:

Disney Animated Ladies Census

This is actually one of the best Disney ladies post I’ve seen in a long time! Well done

gogotomagos

!

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

who here knows how to dismantle a security camera

everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it

xylune:

hellyeskingdomhearts:

sunshien:

i don’t play kingdom hearts and i don’t care about context

but for me this is a gif of a chess piece trying to seduce a girl by sensually thrusting its crotch at her and a suave guy in the background wondering why his chess friend can’t just be chill around the ladies

so this is what Kingdom Hearts looks like to outsiders

I have to reblog this too just because it makes me crack up.

ivyblossom:

The police are treating Sherlock roughly, as if they just caught him in the act. They don’t need to handcuff him, because he intends to go with them willingly. He put on his scarf and his coat; he intends to go quietly. But they cuff him and haul him out anyway, with contempt. That is more than John can bear. It’s unjust.

John wants to see a warrant, for one. At least a warrant. He demands that they treat Sherlock with respect. After everything Sherlock has done for them: all the cases he’s solved for free, after all the good he’s done, this is how they treat him, in the end. The way they wing him around so that he stumbles; I wonder if that’s the point where John starts to seriously lose his temper. Sherlock is a strange creature, but he is, if nothing else, dignified, and the police are not allowing him any dignity at all. They are deliberately humiliating him.

Given John’s fundamentally moral nature, his inclination to defend the people he loves at any cost, the injustice of this arrest, and the willful humiliation of someone he admires while he is helpess to prevent it, it’s no wonder he ends up resorting to righteous violence.

Righteous violence is kind of John’s thing.