santathetimelord:

snowyenjolras:

*rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*

*and dies instantly from broken fingers*

from-scarlet-to-pink:

one evening Sherlock brings home chinese food

after eating Sherlock turns to John and says “i can always predict the fortune cookies” “no, you can’t” “this time i can”
intrigued, John opens up his fortune cookie and reads
Will You Marry Me?

bc i hero worship u

hi im john watson and I physically can’t stop complimenting sherlock holmes even when i think im about to die

yer-a-horcrux-harry:

https://vine.co/v/O1AwluM75wd/embed/simple //platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js

nayx:

the 3rd car doesnt even bother honking they’re like god…this guy again

WHY ARE WHITE PPL FUCKING CRAZY

(Source: https://vine.co/)

firebreathingeli:

windows98:

justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

WHAT

play this at my funeral

maromaro613:

epesi:

Kirbee.

well tumblr’s been fun, thanks to all my followers who have stuck with me through this crazy journey.

so i got a text from a wrong number today

queen-of-fallen-angels:

charminglyantiquated:

can we please appreciate the contact name

tadashingthroughthesnow:

the hamada brothers + text posts
↳ pt. 2

john: sherlock you’re such a nerd
literally anyone else: sherlock you’re such a nerd
john:
john:
john: say that again you little shit