Uncategorized – Page 213 – Leaving tungle.hell like rats on the Titanic

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows

milkgoat:

there’s nothing attractive about the “Everyone at my school is a slut and i am a perfect blogging bookworm” mentality it’s actually pretty gross

moist-ashes:

when i’m saying bye to my friend

albrie:

wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET

Moffat: the next series of Sherlock is going to be so sad
Moffat: so devastating
Moffat: so emotional
Moffat: such difficult times for Sherlock and John
Jim Moriarty fandom: wooooooo

makeyourdeduction:

ebeanezerscrooge:

who the fuck is talking shit about the xkit guy i will drive to your house and preform a colonoscopy on you with my boot

it’s the tumblr staff

sinnermoriarty:

some things to consider:

Jim is significantly shorter than Sebastian

this means that Seb has to get things from shelves that are high up because Jim struggles to reach even after standing up on his toes

Sebastian likes to tease Jim about his height

sometimes Jim doesn’t mind but other times Sebastian gets punched stomach or kicked in the shin… repeatedly

Sebastian likes to rest his head on Jim’s head because it’s the perfect height

Jim likes to rest his head on Sebastian’s shoulder

Jim likes when Sebastian wraps his arms around him in a bear hug because Seb is completely wrapped around him

one of Jim’s favorite things to do is to pull Sebastian down by his tie/collar to kiss him

winstonta:

cabbageormurder:

Natasha Romanoff + Computers

#when there’s a black widow movie there better be a scene where natasha is furiously typing away looking stressed as fuck#and everyone assumes she’s hacking into something#but then the camera zooms out and she’s in her pajamas on her laptop playing video games#and she’s yelling at clint through the headset saying it’s just like budapest

becamitchell:

#but seriously #i fully believe nat plays all the video games ever in her spare time #there’s totally a room in her place solely for gaming with every console there is

newyorker:

Today’s daily cartoon by Joe Dator.

Some dude: Makeup is false advertising! Women are LYING TO US about how pretty they are!
Some dude: Haircuts are false advertising! Women are LYING TO US about their hairstyles happening organically!
Some dude: Leg shaving is false advertising! Women are LYING TO US about having naturally hairless legs!
Some dude: Deodorant is false advertising! Women are LYING TO US about naturally smelling like an ocean breeze!
Some dude: Clothes are false advertising! Women are LYING TO US about the skin on their legs being made of denim!
Some dude: Shoes are false advertising! Women are LYING TO US about how resistant the bottoms of their feet are to rough terrain!
Some dude: I apparently have limited OBJECT PERMANENCE and don’t REALIZE that there is a DIFFERENCE between ALTERING something’s APPEARANCE and LYING about it.
Some dude: Also I view WOMEN as PRODUCTS and I think that the way they PRESENT themselves is an ADVERTISEMENT designed for my CONSUMPTION.
Some dude: THIRDLY, I don’t UNDERSTAND why blaming WOMEN for doing things to meet the unreachable STANDARD created by my fellow MEN is an awful lot like TRIPPING someone and then making FUN of them for FALLING.