
Maybe its just a deatheater thing
me 364 days of the year: my desire for material possessions is a bottomless pit i want anything and everything
friend: hey, what do you want for your birthday?
me:
me:
me: fuck
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
did he fucking decapitate someone?
he hit a woman who had a sling on her arm in that arm
i’ve been laughing at Hugh Jackman’s face for five fucking minutes
And Michael does a Magneto handdoes fassbender say “oh jeepers” because i think he says oh jeepers
START A BOYBAND BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE ‘N SYNC
when my dog acts like he has to go potty when he really doesnt : the boy who cried woof
Social Anxiety will make you do weird things, such as holding onto an apple core for 45 minutes during a meeting because you’re too anxious to go to the trash can that’s 10 feet away
or waiting for someone else to throw out their apple core so you know it’s okay
but waiting a few minutes after they do so you don’t look like you were waiting for them
and trying not to stumble because you know everyone is watching you walk
and feeling really proud and relieved when you arrive back at your seat after having successfully thrown away an apple core like it’s a difficult task
i feel this too much
Too Real.
All the while knowing how ridiculous you are being but that doesn’t make it any better
hagrid: [points to friendly domestic pet dog]
hagrid: FANG
hagrid: [points to mythical three-headed canine beast creature most well known for guarding the entrance to the Greek underworld but which now guards a magical stone with the potential to grant literal immortality]
hagrid: fluffy 🙂
Usually the first episode of a series is one of the best, with a really creative plot line, an awesome problem to solve, and great plot twists.
And then there’s Doctor Who: