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celtickaye:

-ml:

utmostidiocy:

Oxford Dictionary in the streets. Urban Dictionary in the sheets.

#charles xavier

technicolor-jacket:

apollinares:

my boyfriend’s first language isn’t english and he asked me how to say cut in past tense and i said “cut” and he let out a wail of anguish and fell to the ground

omg

chocolatequeennk:

haliasjane:

inbetweenfictionandreality:

“I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters.”

 A novel by me

“I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books” the thrilling sequel

“I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books” the stunning conclusion

skippercifer:

hxrcvles:

I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died

I read this in Tom Haverford’s voice.