this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time
a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said
“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”
i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light
this is my favourite story of all time and im probably going to reblog it many times throughout my blog’s lifetime
Me writing something at age 13: You know what, I’ll put in one gay side character. It’ll be fun! Wow I’m so progressive.
Me writing something now: *squints at cast of characters* I swear I had a heterosexual in here somewhere.
I’ve seen these before! They’re produced by Bandai (the same company responsible for Tamagotchi and Digimon), and after every 100 pops, a random sound effect will play (like a dog barking or something).
They followed this with Mugen Edamame, which emulates squeezing edamame:
Then they did the Mugen Peri Peri, which simulates the action of opening boxes with tear tabs (like FedEx packages, Pocky boxes, and so on):
I want these.
these would make great stim toys, no?
I have the bubble wrap thing :X It’s really nice. I use it to destress at times
In all honesty though, Harry and Hermione would not have lasted long enough to even think about defeating Voldemort without Ron Weasley there.
Like, Hermione would disappear in the library for whole days and Ron would probably go in search for her and all but drag her to dinner because “You have to eat ‘Mione. Don’t forget to eat.”
Ron spending his Winter Holidays with Harry instead of with his own family, because Harry needed him more.
Ron giving Hermione a Weasley sweater because It’s colder out here than I thought it would be and the twins would tease him, while he insisted it wasn’t like that.
And Harry was constantly getting in scuffles with the Slytherins, so Ron, who’s Mum taught all her children household spells, would fix Harry up in their dorm room, so ‘Mione wouldn’t see and get angry.
Hermione would catch the flu and Ron would take her to Madam Pomfrey, and lecture her gently on how if colds went untreated they could get worse, while Hermione rolls her eyes and she only has the sniffles Ron, it’s not the plague. Please find your chill.
When Harry would start to break, Ron would get him blankets and sit up by the fire all night, while Harry pretended nothing was wrong, despite the fact that he was literally always in mortal peril and his emotional state was always frayed.
I am a firm believer in the fact that Ron Weasley kept Harry Potter and Hermione Granger sane and fed and relatively healthy in those early years.
I can stomach bro-type boys who actually are quite sweet and loveable beneath their bro exterior significantly more than like, guys who study philosophy and write “poetry” but beneath it all actually have the skewed moral compass and heedless self absorption of your common or garden bro.
They should do what Disney did with Lilo and Stitch and start the trailers like it’s another movie (only in this case it would be like wolverine, X-men, Spiderman, etc.)
And then Deadpool(Stitch) just comes the fuck out of nowhere to crash the trailer
Deadpool then proceeds to fuck everything up and be his crazy self, only for the other hero to get pissed off and walk off camera saying “Get your own movie!”
Then flash the logo
WE NEED TO REBLOG THIS UNTIL THEY START DOING THIS
Leaving tungle.hell like rats on the Titanic 