calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

elrondbaggins:

tardis-mind-palace:

ruthyless:

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of richard nixon when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse richard nixon and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Richard nixon

dajo42:

snarlwolf:

dajo42:

yeah put a space in trans woman please. it’s not transwoman. it’s trans woman. the same way a blue car is a blue car not a bluecar. there’s cis women and trans women, not women and transwomen, the same way it’s not cars and bluecars as if red cars are the default and blue cars are a different machine altogether

i read this as ‘put a trans woman in space please’ and this is a good post i am reblogging it but i would like to know of any ‘put a trans woman in space’ posts because that is great content i would like to reblog it

trans woman are, after all, out of this world

teslaarmor:

badwolfin221bbakerst:

syncategorem:

dopejonker:

we have to sacrifice someone so david bowie never dies

#i volunteer robin thicke as tribute

i think he said no, but im not sure, so lets go with yes

Hey hey hey

mrswaylandworld:

Person 1: (loud arguing)

Person 2: (loud arguing)

Person 1: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!

Person 2: (stunned silence)

Me:

therightnippleofarcher:

when u and ur friend hate the same thing