thesubversivesound:

I love how music takes you away to another place. For example, Coldplay is playing at this bar, so now I’m going to another bar.

fangirling-quietly:

Carlos: *Calls Cecil”

Cecil: Listeners, I am getting a call from my wonderful boyfriend. 

Carlos: Cecil I-

Cecil: How fortunate that you called me just as I got on air. 

Carlos: I wanted to-

Cecil: Carlos, so nice of you to call me on this public, community radio station, where your message will be broadcast live for all the citizens of night vale, children included, to hear. 

Carlos: *Sweats*

Cecil: “I must be neutral, impassive, just simply reporting the news.”
two minutes later
Cecil: *literally starts having phone sex on the air*

aries: tamika flynn
taurus: carlos the scientist
gemini: michelle nguyen
cancer: intern maureen
leo: hiram mcdaniels
virgo: the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home
libra: mayor dana cardinal
scorpio: steve carlsburg
sagittarius: the man in the tan jacket carrying a deerskin suitcase
capricorn: john peters—you know, the farmer
aquarius: cecil gershwin palmer
pisces: deb the sentient patch of haze

Carlos: I do know two things.
Cecil: What is that?
Carlos: I love you.
Cecil: I love you too… What is the other thing?
Carlos: You just said it.

ally-wonderland:

cbeamsglitter:

weaponized fettucinne

#pasta so al dente it could kill a man