– Hux fetching Kylo after Rey kicks his emo ass; bridal carry probably
– photoshopping pictures of Domhnall Gleeson in other roles next to Adam Driver in other roles “modern au :3”
– bdsm and all of that kinky shizzazz
– “I love you Hux” “what” “I SAID THIS TOTALLY SUCKS GOD U R SO DEAF”
– “this ship is garbage” “the garbage will do”
– “but at least we’re not reylo uhuhuhu”
– Force butt gropes
– petty arguments, lots of frowning >:c
– “you son-of-a-bitch”
– kylo is a tantrumy baby and hux is his babysitter
– phasma either ships it or is 100% done
– matt the radar technician
– follow for more soft fascism
hux, the only person on base that has no idea that matt is kylo ren: that matt guy, y’know the radar technician? he’s pretty cute
phasma: yes, of course, general. matt. the radar technician. the technician. who works on radar. matt who is totally not kylo ren. yes.
did anyone ever actually read animorphs or did we all just glance at the covers and assume it needed no explanation on the way to the goosebumps section in our elementary school library
Hux: the stars look beautiful tonight.
Kylo Ren: yes, they do.
Hux: do you know who else is beautiful?
Kylo Ren: *blushes* who?
Hux: Matt the Radar Technician
Headcanon that the Ravenclaw door allows entry to those who willingly and humbly admit that they do not know the answer or that their answer is wrong, because having an open mind and awareness of the limits of your intellect is proof of wisdom.
Supplementary headcanon that there are a lot of good answers, because the door opens for good reasoning, good arguments, and the way your mind hacks away at the problem, not the actual answer itself.
Tertiary headcanon that the door will no longer open for puns, no matter how clever.
Quaternary headcanon that at least once a year, there’s an unsolveable riddle to force all the Ravenclaws to humble themselves and admit they don’t know everything.
Leaving tungle.hell like rats on the Titanic 