autopilot-disengaged:

definitivelysarah:

“No homo” cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit

deadstare4l:

warlocksmith:

pipistrellus:

rhube:

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

this image sent me into a uncontrollable laughing it was so painful I couldn’t breath 

Aged like a fine wine tbh

wevegoneonanadventure:

bookishbutcorruptible:

devmorg7:

courbe-pas-brise:

markgodtits:

These are my two favorite gifs of Marius especially when they are put next to each other.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.

Right-Marius just grabbed Left-Marius’s butt.

It got better.

#What possibly made the editors keep this in?? #How many were like ‘Yes this is a perfectly ordinary face for one of our leads to be pulling’ #or did they all read the brick and fully understand the character of Marius Pontmercy (x)

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