glumshoe:

vampireapologist:

sealedbeastnue:

sealedbeastnue:

if I ever got rich first thing I would do, I would go to indiana and I would go to the DMV, they only have one DMV in indiana, and I would say hello I will now register all license plates that are not registered, here is all the money. and I would completely ruin their license plate system. if they fixed the system and added more numbers I would buy those up too. I would continue doin this until indiana no longer had cars. I would do this because indiana has personally wronged me by existing

this quest has become a crusade

the first time I ever drove to Chicago alone from Ohio I hit this wild pocket ofinterstate west of Indianapolis where the laws are made up and speed limits don’t matter and we were going 90 mph bumper to bumper for thirty five minutes while I basically screamed so anyway I’m in favor of this too.

There’s this weird conspiracy theory that Indianapolis is a summoning circle for an ancient demon God and I buy it completely. You can drive 30 miles above the speed limit in front of a cop on the interstates and no one cares. It’s chaos. It’s hell. Destroy us please.

You are all cowards. Give yourselves over to the interstate demon gods. Embrace your own demise. Go 90 in a 30. Attach weights to your gas petal. Look at the face of death with eyes open. Live until you cannot.