No remember this is true crack. The cracky-ist crack to ever crack….
Can you imagine a cracky Kylux universe far far away…
Where Kylo and Hux think their relationship is completely secret but absolutely everyone knows! Yet they keep their mouths shutbcuz it benefits everyone.
* Kylo’s finally getting some and temper tantrum induced force distruction is down 53%
*Force choking is down 62%… If you don’t count kinky consensual bedroom games. Safe words are important!
*Hux has had that stick (repeatedly) removed from his ass. Reports no longer need to be filled in triplicate and color coded. (I firmly believe in ocd Hux.) One good one will now suffice.
*Phasma is probably the president of the kylux fan club ! She would be the only safe from their wrath.
*Snook ships it! He is passing the time waiting for them to come out by planning a grand Klyux wedding.
*Even thou they are both men Snook is hoping for little emo ginger force user grandchildren. The force will provide!
Leaving tungle.hell like rats on the Titanic 