darth-baeder:

septiplier-away:

noahczherny:

gansey-havilliard:

noahczherny:

bookavid:

lifeshouldbemore:

iceb0x:

American Christmas: don’t be naughty or else you’ll get coal
German Christmas: don’t be naughty or else you’ll be kidnapped by a demon who stuffs you in his wheat basket and eats you

ahh, Krampus you are wonderful

Krampus is austrian… you mean knecht ruprecht.

According to tradition, Knecht Ruprecht asks children whether they can pray. If they can, they receive apples, nuts, and gingerbread. If they cannot, he beats the children with his bag of ashes.

what

In France there’s Père Fouettard, who accompanies St Nicolas and spanks/flogs naughty children

wtf kinda lives are ya’ll living in europe

so the french santa is called daddy and spanks naughty children?

great now i have to kinkshame an entire country

KINKSHAMING ALL OF FRANCE