elrondbaggins:

tardis-mind-palace:

ruthyless:

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of richard nixon when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse richard nixon and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Richard nixon