Cecil from now on (probably)

fangirling-quietly:

Carlos: *Calls Cecil”

Cecil: Listeners, I am getting a call from my wonderful boyfriend. 

Carlos: Cecil I-

Cecil: How fortunate that you called me just as I got on air. 

Carlos: I wanted to-

Cecil: Carlos, so nice of you to call me on this public, community radio station, where your message will be broadcast live for all the citizens of night vale, children included, to hear. 

Carlos: *Sweats*