joolaweed:

secret government agent: tell me right now, sherlock is a bad show. say it’s queerbaiting

me: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

secret government agent: *punches me in the face* admit moffat’s a homophobe

me: *spits blood on the agent*

secret government agent: where are the headquarters of your aggressive, weed-based tv cult

me: fuck you