EVERYONE LISTEN UP!
WHEN YOU KISS A PERSON FOR THE FIRST TIME
MAKE IT SWEET
DONT FUCKING SHOVE YOUR TONGUE IN THEIR MOUTH
UNLESS ITS SUPER HOT AND HEAVY AND I GUESS THATS OKAY
BUT IF YOU’RE SITTING IN THE GRASS
BY A FOUNTAIN
ON A BEAUTIFUL FLORIDA DAY
AND THE WIND IS BLOWING
AND EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT I GUESS
DONT FUCKING SHOVE YOUR TONGUE DOWN THE OTHER PERSON’S THROAT
STOP
So did you have an interesting day?