Signs as the first word or word I made up that comes to my head

unclefather:

Aries: Teeth

Taurus: Corn

Gemini: Egg

Cancer: Hair Piece

Leo: Little John

Virgo: Ween

Libra: Hamperstamp

Scorpio: Feet

Sagittarius: Melon

Capricorn: Marf

Aquarius: Captain Jack Sparrow

Pisces: NBA 2k15