a script … from the bardy bunch
Thranduil: I can’t have any wine, I’m watching my figure for my new boyfriend.
Legolas: Ooh, boyfriend. Wow, that’s news.
Tauriel: I’ll say, what’s his name?
Thranduil: His name? It’s Bard.
Tauriel: Bard what?
Thranduil: Bard uh … *looks over at the quiver on Legolas* Bard Bowman.