why do we not talk about drunk Jim tho

theinvader5:

• Jim getting absolutely pissed every single Christmas on a bottle of Irish single malt whiskey
• Sebastian being both appalled and delighted when he finds out this is an annual affair
• drunk Jim’s normally lowkey Irish accent morphing into a full, nearly unintelligible brogue
• drunk Jim insulting Sebastian in Gaelic
• alternatively, drunk Jim flirting with Sebastian and telling him he’s pretty
• drunk Jim laying face down on his couch and bitching about his employees 
• “Y’know I’m not s’bad Bastian I’m really not I mean, evrybody gets fuckin’ paid vacation ‘n’ dental and I sent out tha’ bonus last year fer New Year’s. Even sent *hic* flowers ta that one bloke’s wife y’know? Paid for the fun’ral an all…Like yeah ok I fixed ‘is brakes but-”
• drunk astronomy lessons 
• drunk Jim singing Irish bar songs and trying to get Sebastian to sing with him