ughbenedict:

sassygaydetective:

1) lustful gaze, 2) intense lip licking, 3) boner shift, 4) “well gee whiz is it hot in here or is it just me”, 5) “fuck, it’s just me”, 6) “shitshitshit that’s hot”, 7) “oh God, I’m so gay”, 8) “every. single. motherfucking time”

#where’s your i’m not gay now john