uncaughtcriminal:

omg ok there’s a list of 213 things a soldier got reprimanded for and ALL OF THEM ARE SEBASTIAN MORAN. Seriously just read this and imagine, it’s pure gold.

Some of my personal faves include

• “156. I will no longer perform “lap-dances” while in uniform.”
• “192. The proper response to a briefing is not “That’s what you think”
• "93. Nerve gas is not funny.”
• “38. Our supply Sgt is “Sgt Watkins” not “Sugar Daddy”.”
• “124. Two drink limit does not mean first and last.”
• “125. Two drink limit does not mean two kinds of drinks.”
• “126. Two drink limit does not mean the drinks can be as large as I like.”
• “ 117. Must not use government equipment to bootleg pornography.”

Thank you to zigraves for showing me this gloriousness