floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

faintedincoils:

“full homo bro”

“Wait, what?”

“No homo! I said NO HOMO, bro! Let’s go capture a princess together, okay?”

“Yeah, sounds fun.”

“Great. We’ll capture a princess, take her to a nice empty cave. We can build a nest together—you know, just chill like bros, together, until the king pays her ransom.”

“Umm.. Okay, but—”

“Then we can line our nest with the ransom, go capture another princess, roast and repeat.”

“Uhhh, bro? I’ve got a lady-dragon waiting at home, and I don’t think she’d be down with that, so…”

“What? Oh, yeah. Come on, bro, I was just joking. I’ve got two lady-dragons coming to my lair tonight, wouldn’t wanna miss that. So, uh, better be going. Gotta go organize my mountain of gems, get it ready for company. I’ll see you later—”

“Bro, hey, are you CRYING? Bro?”

“Just smoo~oke in my eyes, brooo~ooo!”